Today I tried to have a conversation with one of the Turkish heavy equipment operators. He can only speak extremely broken English but I was able to piece together enough to get the gist of what he was saying. He's apparently been working in Iraq for 5 years, on and off. He said he first came two or three months after we invaded and usually works for 6 - 8 months at a time and then goes home to Turkey to "sleep (mimicking sleeping with his hands)" for a month or two before returning home. He showed me pictures of his kids and tried to tell me about how much safer Iraq is now than it used to be but that all of the Iraqis outside the base are still "bitches" (his favorite term for anyone he doesn't like much, including his "big bosses") and very dangerous. He asked me questions about myself and home but I'd only answer in extremely vague terms or deflect the question and ask another one about him. Once you start up a conversation it can quickly turn into a very different type of conversation and they can start asking questions like "How many people are on base? Does everyone carry a weapon? How much ammunition do you carry?" which can of course all be sold and pieced together by the enemy to have a very clear picture of how we conduct operations on the base.
Other than that bit of interaction, I spent part of the rest of the day hanging out with a fly, who I found out was named Frank. He was flying around in my truck and landed on my shirt so I watched him for a while. He spent at least 5 minutes washing his hands and then rubbing his head like a cat. He didn't look any different from a normal house fly in the states, which is kind of boring. He flew down to my leg and I very very slowly (I had a lot of time to move slowly) moved my finger up and touched him and he didn't even fly away. He kind of turned around and looked at my finger at one point and moved towards it a little bit, I assume he was saying hello, introducing himself and shaking my hand. I was about to get out my camera and take a picture of him so that I could blog about him on the internet, but then he flew out my window and was gone, leaving me alone again, which was saddening.
After that, to entertain myself I spilled a little hand sanitizer on my uniform and then watched it dry, which was pretty interesting. I'm guessing it will evaporate a lot faster in a few months when it's a hundred degrees outside, maybe I should set up some sort of experiment.
Things for Derek to do in the truck while on duty:
ReplyDeleteBefore you go on duty each day, eat about three bowls of really spicy chili. During your day, document how long it takes you to roll down a window for fresh air. Maybe try different spicy foods and document the fresh air go to times for each. Maybe develop a chart and rate the gas value for each food item. Be creative. Have a gas.
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It sure sounds like you're having a good time, and seem to have plenty of people to talk to. And you have too much to do to keep you're mind occupied.
ReplyDeleteYou should be glad too, that you have so much to do to keep you from getting bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell Frank hello for me, if you see him again!
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